Has everyone moved on from the horrible headline yet? Good.
Cheetos, the well-known snack brand, has introduced a full line of merchandise. While one might expect basic merchandise, like T-shirts or posters, Cheetos has gone to the extreme.
The line includes some pretty interesting, non-edible items, like:
“Cheeteau” Perfume
Cuff Links
“Big Cat Nap Sack and Cat Nap Cap”
Cheetos Bronzer
(We’re pretty sure this is just the dust that sticks to our fingers after eating Cheetos.)
Toilet “Pawper”
According to Esquire, Chester Cheeto, the anthropomorphic cheetah and (supposedly) fictional mascot for the brand, designed all the merchandise. So, it’s still unknown who the real designer is.
