Presidents Day Promotions

THE UNIFORM MONDAY Holiday Act was signed into law on June 28, 1968, mandating that certain federal holidays be moved from fixed dates to specifically designated Mondays. Why, you may ask, would the government spend taxpayer time and money moving holidays from their traditional dates to arbitrarily assigned Mondays?

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Sharp Dressed Man

George Clooney is better dressed than you. Yes, he has movie-star looks and more money than several third-world countries, but the secret to his success is the suit—the man practically sleeps in a three-piece. Aside from style, there’s an air of authority and respectability associated with a suit. In essence, he’s made a career out of being dapper.

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What’s On Tap?

Pilsner. Lager. Porter. Imperial stout. Irish stout. English pale ale. India pale ale. Scotch ale. Brown ale. Golden ale. Wheat beer. Barleywine. Maibock. Doppelbock. Dubbel. Tripel. Quadrupel.

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Open House

Home prices plummeting. Foreclosures rising. Mortgages defaulting. Banks collapsing. New construction slowing. Loans vanishing. Credit nonexistent. Financial apocalypse imminent.

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The New Boss

The American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009 (ARRA) was passed by both houses of Congress on Feb. 13, 2009 and signed four days later by President Obama. The proposed antidote to a financial crisis that has left the nation gasping for breath since September 2008, the law seeks to revitalize the American economy by allocating $787 billion to a variety of areas including infrastructure maintenance, aid to state and local government, welfare assistance, environmental initiatives, and energy independence programs.

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Doctor, Doctor, Give Me The News

ZINC TABLETS TO bolster the immune system. Calcium pills for osteoporosis. Iron supplements for producing hemoglobin. Beta-keratin because people always mention it on television, even though no one knows what it is. Multivitamins with vitamins A, C, D and about 200 different kinds of B. Anti-histamines. Anti-histamine blockers, just in case those anti-histamines get out of control. Vitamin E. Ephedra. Fluoride. Ginseng. And that’s just what people take daily when they are well. An apple a day doesn’t cut it anymore. As understanding about the human body increases, so too does reliance on the medical industry. What is healthful today may be harmful tomorrow, and

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