Hidden Valley Is Giving Away a $35K Bottle of Ranch

Brendan Menapace

Hidden Valley seems to have this weird understanding of how to make insane yet marketable promotional items to advertise its dressing. We saw Hidden Valley pump out items like slippers and T-shirts for the “ultimate Ranch fan,” (whoever that may be).

While promotions like that appeal to the masses, Hidden Valley is going a bit more high brow with its latest promotional scheme: a jewel-encrusted bottle worth $35,000 in honor of National Ranch Day on March 10. (Somehow that wasn’t listed on our calendars.)

According to Today, the bottle is encrusted with diamond, sapphire and 18-karat white gold, and comes with ranch on the side. If you’re thinking, “But I want the ranch to be inside the diamond, sapphire and 18-karat white gold bottle!” then you might be that ultimate ranch fan that Hidden Valley originally talked about, and you might be the rightful heir of this giveaway.

If that’s the case, you have until March 19 to enter to win. All you have to do is retweet that post before the 19th.

Hidden Valley said that the bottle was designed by “an A-list celebrity jeweler” who has remained anonymous, and that the bottle’s royal blue design is an homage to the Royal family.

“Hidden Valley Ranch will commemorate this joyous occasion [National Ranch Day] by creating a one-of-a-kind bottle to honor a fellow famous American, and remind her of the familiar flavors of her home country as she resides as royalty across the pond,” Hidden Valley said. “Renowned in these United States as the flavor that goes well with anything, Hidden Valley Ranch is honoring the great pairing of a fellow famous American with British royalty, as well as those who royally love ranch.”

Not sure what’s going on with this trend of food companies making jewelry, like McDonald’s “Bling Mac,” but we are here for it.

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