We don’t know much about astrology, but everyone seems pretty happy about it being Taurus season. After a quick Google search, it seems like Taurus season is a stable time for some relaxation. Spring is really kicking in, and the days are getting even longer.
Sounds great! Maybe we will get into astrology.
Today’s official horoscope from Promo Marketing says that you should indulge in something you enjoy, like an ice cream sandwich or a corn dog, and that the position of Wednesday’s skies means that you will get to see five fun promotional products from around the world!
1. Middle Child ‘No Hate’ T-shirts and Totes
https://www.instagram.com/p/COp8j02jX85/
You wouldn’t expect a sandwich shop to be the source of such positive energy, but Philly’s Middle Child is pretty outspoken about social justice and equality. The sandwiches are also incredible.
2. A24 Aspect Ratio Blanket
This is the perfect gift for the film buff in your life. Not only does it have that classic A24 branding, but it also features a layout of various aspect ratios, which cinephiles can explain all they want but sounds a bit too much like math.
3. Kenwood ‘Beer Golf’ Glasses
https://www.instagram.com/p/COjUmbTnb4O/
We’re not entirely sure what Beer Golf is. But one time we did a golf-themed bar crawl, where each bar was a hole, and you had a “par” for each drink that corresponded with how many sips it took to finish it. It’s pretty much the only time a hole-in-one wasn’t ideal.
4. Ajax Season Ticket Stars
https://www.instagram.com/p/COw5T5FqKG0/
AFC Ajax is one of the biggest soccer teams in the world. The Amsterdam-based club won the Dutch league again this year. And rather than celebrate without fans, the club melted down the trophy into golden stars, which were then sent to season ticket holders. Ajax just set the gold standard for sports promos sent to fans at home.
5. ‘Saw III’ Floss
We do have one thing from the vault. We’ve been saving it for a special occasion, I can’t believe you’re making me do this. Reply to this tweet and we’ll choose one of you at random to send this to. https://t.co/Wp65zRTest pic.twitter.com/NjsCArtGiJ
— SAW (@Saw) May 6, 2021
To celebrate the new “Spiral: Saw” movie, the filmmakers are giving away an old “Saw III” dental floss set. It makes sense, actually. Regular flossing can make it so your dentist visits look less like a horror movie.
