Is everyone feeling festive? Gearing up to announce those big New Year’s Resolutions? It’s OK if the answer to both of those is “no.” You don’t need a New Year’s Resolution, and you don’t need to force any festivity. It’s the holidays: You can celebrate however you’d like!
Everyone does things their own way, and that’s beautiful. You know what else is beautiful in its individuality? Promotional products.
We’ve got five that we’re excited to share with you today. That’s something to celebrate, right?
1. KFC FireLog
Everyone feeds their family & friends & forgets to feed the one thing that keeps them warmest of all: Fire. Give your old flame the savory scented meal of an 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog. You still have time to order before the holidays.
Exclusively sold on https://t.co/FeSAzTIgBV pic.twitter.com/AE5iXpxKnT— KFC (@kfc) December 21, 2021
This log smells like KFC’s proprietary combination of 11 herbs and spices, meaning your home will smell like delicious fried chicken. If you don’t have any on hand to actually eat, though, that’s kind of cruel.
2. Frank’s Red Hot Dispenser
Frank’s Red Hot: Do you put that [bleep] on everything? If so, this is a must-have for the holiday season. Hot sauce is good on just about everything, including ham, turkey, cookies, fruit cake, whatever! (Do not take our culinary advice as gospel. We have seared off our taste buds from years of spicy food.)
3. Nocturnal ‘City Edition’ Shorts
The Philadelphia 76ers are going retro with their City Edition uniforms this year, referencing the old Spectrum logo. So, it makes sense that local skate shop Nocturnal referenced the reference with these stylish shorts.
4. ‘Lethal Weapon 4’ Umbrella
https://twitter.com/NightPromoting/status/1345615549213122560
We don’t think this umbrella is actually police evidence. If it were, every time we’d use it would be considered tampering with evidence. And we at Promo Marketing are not criminals. That is our guarantee to you.
5. Victory Barrel of Monkeys Game
Victory Brewing Company is known for its “monkey” beers—there’s Golden Monkey, Sour Monkey, and so on from there. What better way to play into that theme than with a branded Barrel of Monkeys? (It’s a lot safer than a real barrel of monkeys in the brewery.)
