6 Similes of Digging Through a Power Box

Our first Power Box was such a success that we thought to ourselves, “Go hard or go home,” and created an even bigger box with even more stuff. If you didn’t receive this box, it’s hard to imagine what it’s like when you’re digging through it. Here are six similes to help spark your imagination:

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Promo Marketing Seeks Help in the Health Department

Here at Promo Marketing, we don’t market ourselves as the healthiest people (See any of our magazine’s product descriptions. Previously used words and phrases include: pizza, lazy, movie marathon, reheated leftovers, we don’t take the stairs…), but we believe that striving for a healthier lifestyle should be top priority, so we’re trying to make some changes.

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Punxsutawney Phil is a Liar

Without any documented education is meteorology whatsoever, legendary groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, predicted that we’ll be experiencing six more weeks of winter. I know a lot of people value this rodent’s prediction, and if you’re one of those people, I’m sorry for what you’re about to read.

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