I’ve been talking a lot about the Web recently, it seems. By my running tally, some type of Internet news or terminology has been mentioned in oh, I don’t know, at least three of my last five blog posts. So, in an effort to keep my (almost) weekly howdy-dos fresh and fizzy, today I’m going to discuss … the Web.
I know, sorry.
But we have something exciting* coming up that I want you to take advantage of. Webinar! We’re doing a webinar! I thought perhaps if I added a few exclamation points, you would agree that this is some thrilling stuff.
Sponsored by Proforma and Warwick Winthrop-Atkins, the “Sales Advisor 2009: Navigate Your Business Through a Challenging Economy” webinar is essentially throwing you a life preserver. It’s coming at you, live from the Internet, probably right about the time our 2009 Sales Outlook supplement finds its way into your mailbox. So, by their powers combined—I am Captain Planet? Wait, no. By their powers combined, you will have a pretty well-stocked toolbox for dealing with the recession. Sales tips; tried-and-true products; new innovations; and some good, old-fashioned comfort awaits.
Thursday, March 19, 2009 at 2 p.m. ET.
Thursday, March 19, 2009 at 2 p.m. ET.
Thursday, March 19, 2009 at 2 p.m. ET.
I also hear that repeating things three times helps people remember them (thus, we are all highly aware that the monster-truck rally/used-care sale is Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!).
There’s still plenty of time to sign up and take advantage of all the knowledge we’re laying down. Registration is right this way.
I will leave you today by returning to a topic I mentioned in a previous paragraph. I have no idea how or why these little references live in my subconscious, but does anyone remember Captain Planet at all? Those kids had such awesome powers, except the weird one who could talk to animals. What was it? Heart? Lamest power ever. Yet, since it was all about environmental stewardship, it was clearly ahead of its time. So, let’s take a lesson from Captain Planet. To get through this recession, one must innovate.
And, um … recycle. Everything you can.
That is all.
*Yes, by my other running tally, if my blogs are any indication, we have a lot of “exciting” things coming up. Not the most “exciting” descriptor, I get it. However, since I have officially written my 10 millionth word, I have plum run out of better ones. If witty bon mots are what you’re looking for, please visit Michael Cornnell’s blog. He’s only about 10,000 words into his career.
